Vincent's (and my) Essays

This morning Vincent asked me to help him with his essays, so I agreed. He had to write a topical outline, and select a subject for it from a list in his English book, so I told him to pick 'family traditions'.
ANNOUNCEMENT: This composition was written by us both!!!
P.S. It's only a topical outline, definitely not real life, hahaha!!!


Our Family Traditions

I. Sunday Traditions
A. Sleeping in until 5:00
B. Playing on the computer all day
C. Eating spaghetti with our hands
D. Dancing/Singing in the shower
E. Painting our faces like wild Indians and war-whooping
II. Monday Traditions
A. Waking up at 6:00
B. Tangoing
1. In the attic at 6:30
2. In the basement at 9:00
III. Tuesday Traditions
A. Watching the Navy Seal Callisthenic Workout
B. Eating onion roots
1. For dinner
2. For midnight snack
C. Phoning friends anonymously
IV. Wednesday Traditions
A. Playing soccer
1. In the sand
2. In a pond
3. On the roof
4. In the linen closet
B. Community Service
C. Doing pranks
1. On our siblings
2. On our parents
3. On our friends
4. On our neighbors
D. Spreading toothpaste on the walls
V. Thursday Traditions
A. Chores
1. Pretending to clean the walls
2. Pretending to clean the floors
3. Pretending to make our beds
4. Pretending to wash our laundry
5. Pretending to scrub the toilets
B. Eating
1. Locusts
2. Wild honey
VI. Friday Traditions
A. Play dolls
B. Eat zucchini cake for breakfast
C. Have fun
1. Get sun burnt
2. Have a water fight
3. Answer the phone and put it in a basin of water
D. Eat unhealthily
VII. Saturday Traditions
A. Bite our fingernails non-stop all day
B. Visit our friends in retirement homes
C. Eat toothpaste
D. Watch movies all night
VIII. Everyday Traditions
A. Drink ice cream with straws
B. Play playmobile on the roof
C. Go to Disneyland
1. Ferris Wheel
2. Roller Coaster
3. Humpty Dumpty
4. Eat some cheesecake
D. Do cartwheels instead of walking
E. Chug six water bottles per person
F. Take five-hour long showers
G. Go to sleep past midnight

Speaking of essays, he also had to write a comparison and contrast essay, and so he wrote one on the difference between wisdom and knowledge. He wrote it after he wrote the "Family Traditions" one, and in the middle of it we started being extremely foolish and we both wrote this:

Knowledge is knowing knowledge and being knowledgeable; wisdom is having wisdom and being wiser than a wiseman.